“Greetings from the realm of Jason!!! (more like shrine… oops! *kicks over incense stick, hides little tavington statue under British flag* you didnt read that” My comment on a friend’s Xanga, origamigirl (aka LOTRjokesGalore, but they are different sites) In a book discussion right now… if you can call 2 sick minded people and myself (the sane and clean one) discussing a book that no one realized how… mentally disturbing, perverted, and JUST PLAIN WRONG the book was until after the fact… all I can say is blah. The book is “America” in case you want to scar yourself for life and perhaps die from the perversity of it all. It’s my duty to read the book, and…”It’s an ugly buisness doing one’s duty” and that’s ALL I have to say!

Now to happier things. Never mind, with these loons there are none. Must go before I am beat to death by their evil fists of craziness… bye!

~Later on~ GReetings once again, my beloved comrades in arms!!! How I have missed thee… Thou shinest like the brightest star in all the heavens, and sweep all others away, with a powerful beauty and vengance that cannot be matched by even the most talented of hosts.

Yes, that was original.

After the catastrophic earth-crumbling book club meeting (wasnt worth the effort… what a waste of Homework or Xanga time… *sigh*.) my day swept me by in a swirl of color and light… Oh, forget that…THat was the ambulance picking me up after the whole “swirl” thing… people run fast in my school .

Anyone looking for a new look on PIrates of the Caribbean? Look through the mind of Will Turner… On WilliamTurner‘s Xanga site!!! GReat site with lots of personality… gives you a look through the eyes of Dear William. “BUt where is dear william?” He’s on WilliamTurner’s site, waiting to be seen. See you there!

Bear with me, you non jason lovers (i know what you think…”IT BURNS US! NO AGAIN! ONE MORE WORD ABOUT THAT BLOODY JASON, AND I’LL GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO ACT ABOUT! ACTING LIKE HE WANTS TO JUMP OF A CLIFF… AND DOES IT!” ok, that may not be the opinion of all who don’t care for him out there… except for my friend Amber… so sorry if this opinion does not reflect your own… JASON RULES!) But I made a promise to post this… it’s nice…

Aw… Why don’t we give him one big group hug??? (he got shot)

 OOOHH…DENIED!!! Denied Ohio rights, at least… and the reward of his efforts… Let’s give him a round of applause, ladie’s and gents… he done good.

That’s all for now… Now, don’t cry! I’ll post more Tavy later!! (Amber, I did that to spite you…so ha! “Thank you very much”) Once again, Friends, Countrymen, lend me your ears… Farewell (that was profound…)

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When you marry	November 12, 2031
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I DONT WANNA MARRY A DWARF, MOMMY! WAAAAAAAH… immature moment of the year. Had to get that out. Anyone know any good sites to find your ancestors? (besides www.ellisisland.org) I have to do a video documentary for PLC language arts… joy. Thanks for the help! READ MY LAST 2 XANGA POSTINGS IF YOU HAVENT BEEN ON: WANT TO TEST SOMETHING… thanks!!!

Wow… no comments… that hurts. *sniffle* I’m fine… No I lied… I’m scarred for life. Shoot me now, Tavy… At least it’s your bullet… AND ONLY HE’S ALOUD TO STAB ME IN THE BACK! Really, I’m ok. I’ll just be placed under 24 hour supervision in the psych ward at the hospital. Straight Jacket and all… Like Jason in “Highlander”… Evil Immortal, gotta love him.

Back to Health today… The fun never ends. Mr. Brandy and his “I’m a 45 year old man with a IQ of 16 that should be living with his mom… but she’s probably just as dumb…” tactics. This is essentially what he looks like, only this is a genious kid who dressed up as him for Halloween… Insult to himself, but if he doesnt respect himself… Anyway.

 This is the best imitation of him I’ve seen so far… Gave me a laugh. His life is in that box… If it was mine, I’d be scared. lol Bye for now!

“If I was a type of candy, I’d probably be Chewy Gobstoppers. Crunchy on the outside, soft and mushy on the inside… Always changing colors. Except I’d be inside out.” Chloe Halling, friend from France.

Ok, essentially, my day has gone cruddy again (Why me? Why not the 30 year old bum who lives with his mom 4 doors down? Or the pizza guy… but everyone would rather have stuff happen to the Pizza guy.) My pottery painting went well, I can’t wait until next Thursday to get it. I can’t tell what it is though, not until next week. I’m giving it to my sister for a reallllllllly early Birthday present. Ha, She’s not home until Sunday, so she won’t read it… hahahahaha. It’s good. I’ll get a pic and upload it when it’s done. Finally saw the trailer for Passionada… But I made a promise to you guys this week, so I won’t say anymore. If you want to know, leave me a comment… I’ll get back to you. Anyone have a good suggestion of a movie to watch tonight??? I need a movie… havent watched anything alllllllllllllll week.

Did you ever notice how mood rings never change when they’re supposed to? I’m wearing mine, and when I’m happy it’s green, when I’m nausious it’s red, and when I’m about to drop my head into toxic chemicals in Chemistry because of lack of sleep, it’s a wierd yellowish purple. I didnt think that was possible!!

I was thinking: The economy is terrible. Wow, that was profound. I can see it now: 50 years from now. I’m sitting with my grandchildren, talking about my childhood. “When I was a child, we could buy a gumball for only $25!!! plus tax”. Wow, what a way… or “I drove barefoot to school in my heated SUV, blaring Cd’s and eating my fast food breakfast sandwhich… BOTH WAYS!” ha.

Well, thats all for now. Bye, TTYL!

“This is madness”

This is a sum up of my week…

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Pretty good so far, eh?
Well, I’ve been bored and tired this week so far, but I’m painting pottery tomorrow, (no one knows what I’m painting, hahahahaha) so I think that will improve my imotional status. I’m grounded from TV (I forgot to finish my homework) so I can’t even check out West Wing to see if Jason’s on it (could some one watch it? It’s a new epsiode… PLEASE I MUST KNOW!) Other than that infernal garbage… I’m excellent! Please pass the PB&J, I think I’d like some chips with that… ok, I’m fine. Choir is stupid… I am in Chamber and Mixed ensembles (select groups) along with choir, and for our spring concert we are singing medlys from “You’re a good man, Charlie Brown” (cheeeeeeeeesssssyyyyyyy), “Joseph and his Tech. Dream Coat” (Catchy, but makes me want to grab the nearest flat object and gag), and “Disney Dazzle”.(I love disney but this makes me feel 5…am Ipotty trained yet????) Well, I’ve got to be scooting to finish a worksheet from chemistry(lab rules, whats the point? BURN MY EYES OUT PLEASE!) so I’ll ttyl everyone!!!

Well, I’m back.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

It was a great trip, except for one thing…
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I COULDNT SAY ANY JASON LINES FOR A WEEK!

We stayed in this guy’s condo (17th floor) and we could rent 2 movies a day for free from this “Resort Video”. They had the Patriot (and Passionada I might add) and my dad said I could rent it… on one condition: NO JASON ON VACATION! SHOOT ME NOW, MY LIFE IS OVER! Ok, it wasnt quite that extreme… but who’s paying attention? It ended up being on TV (edited, all of Tavy still in, but some scenes changed, such as facial expressions… I wonder how they got that…) on CBS or something (network premier) so I watched it then… sigh. So on Sunday, I could say the lines again… and I greeted my family in the morning with “He’s Back!” and “He likes it!” from peter pan. The look on Elisa’s face… priceless. Ahh, good times. I promise, this is my only big “I’m a huge Jason fan” post for the week, mostly to redeem some of you heathens who don’t like him (dont worry, I love you anyway) so relax and sit back… pick up your mug of Earl Grey, and settle down to a good dose of Jason… I mean life… whatever. I’m out! (btw, hint that jason might be a new cast member on “the west wing”… got to check it out! anyone know when and where it’s on???? please tell me!) Thanks!!! I’m out

It comes out today… I have this poster on my door. Click for larger

I love this one… It’s pretty cool

also, here’s a picture of Jason from Passionada… pretty good!

That’s it for me for now! See you!

 Ok everyone!!!! Just a note: Don’t get your shorts in a knot (or as my friend says “panties in a wad”) but I won’t be posting for about a week on account I’ll be in Florida for Spring Break (YES! SWEET BREATH OF LIFE, COME TO ME! wow… I’m fine really.) So if anyone lives near Crystal River or Destin Florida, please let me know. We’re leaving on Thursday, so I’ll try and post again before that. Here you go, another funny tidbit… Did I mention that I’m also a Trekkie??? Click on Pic for root website

MARK YOUR CALENDARS! PASSIONADA COMES OUT TOMORROW!

I can’t believe it… People are mad at me for no good reason (amber, you are PMSing like mad… thanks a lot). <<< like her. I just had a killer Social Studies Test… All I can say: OUCH. I think I did all right… I got most of them correct… ok, I think I got a B-. I have to stop talking about this now before I go bang my head on Mr. Pinney’s desk, or the pile of test papers where I can conveniently see the answer I needed… Anyhow.

You are the Black Knight! Determined and Stubborn you stand at your little
bridge and demand that, “NONE, Shall
pass.” This makes it very hard to keep
friends around you. One day this damned king
comes by and chops off all your limbs. Now
you’ll never be able to take up a hobby.
Stupid Bastard.

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wow. Ok, got to go!!!