May I have a Giga-bite?
I hate technology.
No, really. You say I’m kidding, that I’m spending all my time writing posts to no one on this sea of humanity affectionatly called and cursed the Internet. Let’s be realistic now. This is not technology… it is merely a tool that takes technology to form it. But the chips, the wires, the bytes, the megs, the shock of it all… that I hate. It makes me feel as though like life is not worth having to endure when we evolved to total dependance on these boxes from Hell. My phone? I need it to contact my parents, and it dies.
Quote of the day from Kramer:
“Come on, you archaic piece of junk!”
“Don’t insult it, it’s a nice computer!”
“I wasn’t talking to it, I was talking to you!”
I resent that. I am not archaic.